For Golfers Only

Otherwise you'll be confused. Sally Jenkins is great on yesterday's Clown Festival at the PGA:

To review: Five of the top six players on the leader board were over par -- all but Woods. Davis Love III drove the ball so badly off line, he was playing out of wood chips and gravel, and he bogeyed four of five holes on the front nine. Vijay Singh couldn't make a putt longer than his own shoe, and dropped three shots in the first four holes. Mickelson managed to lose a four-stroke lead between the fifth and the 10th holes. Retief Goosen dropped three shots in four holes around the turn.

You were tempted to ask them, "So, do you think you can catch Tiger tomorrow?"

They were floundering so badly that a lighthearted Woods joked that he would hang around, just in case that 68 for a total of 2-under 278 was good enough to collect the trophy. "Yeah, you know, there's free lunch," he said.