Now We Can Boil Them Alive, Like Lobsters

From washingtonpost.com, an AP dispatch, by Lindsey Tanner, Fetuses May Not Feel Pain In Early Months:

CHICAGO -- A review of medical evidence has found that fetuses likely don't feel pain until the final months of pregnancy, a powerful challenge to abortion opponents who hope that discussions about fetal pain will make women think twice about ending pregnancies....

Alrighty readers, I will kill you painlessly. Any takers?