The 'Price of Defeat' Editor Slots Are Probably Filled

I'm looking for work these days--Will Blog For Food--and came across this at Journalism Jobs.com:

For you managerial types, the full job description is here:

The Supervising Editor provides editorial and production guidance to Bureau Chief and NPR member station staff on stories related toot the domestic impact of U.S. participation in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq; supervises preparation of air material...

I propose two more: An Impact of Typos Editor and a Department of The Answer You Get Depends On The Question.